Ghettttttooooo

This is the feature ad of the week in the Elgin County Market.

I have not edited the ad to make it look more ghetto. This is it in its original splendor.

First, I must commend them on the wonderful placement of that swanky pink oval that says "NOT OPEN MONDAY!". Such an inviting slogan, almost as cool as "OPEN THIS TUESDAY".

SCRATCH 'N DENT, but LIKE NEW! Duh. Of course they're like new. If new stuff comes, you know, scratched. And dented.

Also, the appliances are "not exactly as illustrated". I wonder what they really are, then? Mini-fridges? Or just like these ones, but scratched and/or dented?

"STAINLESS STEEL WHITE & BLACK" - o hai thurr! commas is are ur friend, roflmao!

So hurry down to Mudge's Like NEW sale. Just remember it is NOT OPEN MONDAY.

Heck out their specials!